Dear McDonalds - Thank you for the Happy Meal Toys
 

Much appreciated!

Safe for work unless someone is peaking over your shoulder.

In reality (a place I generally eschew), is that a dirigible?

It's an inflatable Pirates sword.

LOL good to know those cheap -assed toys are good for some form of entertainment. Even Nickolas was not impressed (he got the really bad stuffed pirate).

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA

Those pics are dead sexy. I tend to get excited when I think about Johnny Depp, sorry about that! ;)

Thanks to CoasterMatt and Not Afraid for making my happy meal dreams come true.

OMG, we stopped at the McDonalds next to the hotel on the way out, and I forgot to check the PirateSword availability. I really wanted to find out if that lenghthwise seam was the HappyMeal equivalent of 'ribbed for her pleasure.'

Too damn funny. Chernabog cracks my sht up.

LMAO... Now I'm wondering what sort of pleasure you could have gotten if only they had an inflatable Davy Jones face. (Isn't there a whole genre of anime for that?)

Hmm I'm delirious. I think I need to go to bed now. :blush:

The sword is available for pictures, and alone time by request...

Holy guacamole!