If ever there was a justifiable cause to actually kill the kids
 

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Thanks to Coaster Matt for the link

Heh heh...Anyone with such light colored furniture and little ones is just asking for it..... My niece had her toddler take a black Sharpie to her white leather couch.:D

You needed a reason?

Hippie.

Hey, I'm pro-choice up to puberty.

And why was a can of white paint opened and left unatended with kids arround? I do hope it was water based, though......

Hmmm. Count me suspicious. I mean, if this happened in your house, would you first go get your camera and photograph the little dears smiling amid their handiwork? And the mess looks oddly contained. I dunno, though, maybe it's the real deal. I'd love to hear the story first hand if it is.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ugly furniture, too.

And Flippy? If I walked in on that, I'd definitely take a picture - clean up isn't going to be delayed by THAT long, anger gets diverted, and the story just wouldn't be enough without illustrations.

We tell our kids that they are on an 18 year trial period. Up until they are 18 we can return them at any time. Once they are 18 we can kick them out.

I feel fortunate to have had nothing like this happen in my household.

Yep, no kids for me. Thank you very much. Now I think I'll take my disposable income and go out and buy Frodo a bone shaped food dish...
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Puh-leeze. An open can of paint. :rolleyes: If anyone, parents that stupid should kill themselves.