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Ponine 08-09-2006 02:57 PM

*NEW* Banana Guard - Get yours here
 
I am wow'd, speechless and turning red all at once.

I mean why didnt one of US think of this, and why arent WE making the money from it.

And why would anyone create an item that is assuredly going to create tons of conversation the second anyone sees it????



It's a banana guard.... really. No, the kind of bananas that you make into pie...
Banana Guard
Quote:

Q: "Not all bananas are the same size or shape, so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?"

A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to accommodate the majority of banana sizes. Our testing indicates that over 90% of commercially available bananas will fit into the Banana Guard. Highly curved bananas can be straightened ever-so-slightly without harm to fit the Banana Guard shape. The opposite holds true of very straight bananas.
And before you ask.....
Quote:

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

katiesue 08-09-2006 03:21 PM

well it does prevent banana trauma.

Capt Jack 08-09-2006 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ponine
...why would anyone create an item that is assuredly going to create tons of conversation the second anyone sees it????

omg, why would you NOT??????

that falls into the "Dewd! I gotta get one of these for (insert person of interest here)....where did you get that????" marketing technique

cha-ching!
basically, make it...theoretically-semi-kinda-useful and make it look obscene. it'll sell by the ton. :D

Disneyphile 08-09-2006 04:14 PM

Oh, that is just awesome.

Personally, I think they should be combined with this as a must-have gadget package. ;)

Freaky Tiki 08-09-2006 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disneyphile
Oh, that is just awesome.

Personally, I think they should be combined with this as a must-have gadget package. ;)

I would never use a product that shows me whats inside a hot dog. I mean I love hot dogs, but that picture almost made me puke.

mousepod 08-09-2006 06:57 PM

We have an octodog.

They were selling it at Copia, the "American Center for Wine, Food, and the Arts" in Napa, and we bought one. So did Heather's brother.

I think we used it once. It made us laugh. Now it is somewhere hidden away in the kitchen.

(next time a LoTer visits SF, I'll be sure to whip it out for ya)

RStar 08-09-2006 07:45 PM

Okay, but just don't ask me to whip out my hot dog! No way I'm stickin my wiener in that octo thingy!!!

However, I think we should write the book "101 things to do with you bannana guard":D

Batteries not included.

BarTopDancer 08-09-2006 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mousepod
(next time a LoTer visits SF, I'll be sure to whip it out for ya)

Fun with context

tracilicious 08-09-2006 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mousepod
(next time a LoTer visits SF, I'll be sure to whip it out for ya)


Note to self: Must ask Euro and NA how much of Mousepod they saw while in SF.

mousepod 08-09-2006 08:29 PM

Oh my, BTD! I never realized you could take that comment out of context and make it seem naughty! Color me embarrassed.

I should have said "Next time a LoTer comes to SF, I'll be happy to show you fun things you can do with a weiner."

I dare you to find something naughty there.


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