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This is actually really real....
Chuck Norris leads vote for Budapest bridge name.
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I believe Stephen Colbert has launched a campaign designed to overtake Chuck in the polls.
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Oh, see, this makes me sad... without my cable television (or satellite, whatever) I miss out on fine television programming, such as The Colbert Report, Daily Show, *sniffles*, just about everything else. Then there's The History Channel, which I've always adored... Discovery... *rubs the forming tear from her eye*....
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I saw the Colbert report and suspected he was being truthful. So weird!
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"Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO."
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Well, I built me a raft
And she's ready for floating Old Mississippi, she's calling my name Catfish are jumping That paddle wheel pumping Black water keep rolling on past just the same Oh black water, keep on rolling Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me? Oh black water, keep on rolling Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me? Oh black water, keep on rolling Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me? Yeah, keep on shining your light Gonna make everything, pretty mama Gonna make everything all right And I ain't got no worries Cause I ain't in no hurry at all.... Well if it rains I don't care Don't make no difference to me Just take that streetcar that's going uptown Yeah, I like to hear some funky Dixieland And dance some Honky Tonk And I'll be buying everybody drinks all 'round Oh black water, keep on rolling Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me? Oh black water, keep on rolling Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me? Oh black water, keep on rolling Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me? Keep on shining your light Gonna make everything, everything Gonna make everything all right And I ain't got no worries 'Cause I ain't in no hurry at all.... I like to hear some funky Dixieland Pretty mama come and take me by the hand By the hand Take me by the hand, pretty mama Come and dance with your daddy all night long I like to hear some funky Dixieland Pretty mama come and take me by the hand By the hand I want to honky tonk Take me by the hand, pretty mama Honky tonk, honky tonk Come on and dance with your daddy all night long With you all night long |
How the heck did a Doobie Brothers song make its way into this thread?
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I will venture to say that maybe it's here because of the references to Dixieland. Dixieland - if I'm not mistaken, and I just woke up, so I might be - is often tied to 'river boats.' Rivers have bridges. This is a story about a bridge.
Maybe. LOL. I was trying to figure out the song placement last night. |
I think there's some doobie goin' on...
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