Cool (free) geek toy
 

This is serious cool on so many levels.

NIMA

What is it? It's a complete set of network mointoring tools in a pre-configured virtual PC. Just download it, run the install and you can "boot" up your new network monitor inside a window on your PC. Watch what images are flowing across the lan, see what workstations are using too much bandwith, etc..

I may have to change my screen name to "Big Brother" :)

A married man and a co-worker had a thing for each other. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awaking around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he asked the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
''Where have you been?''demanded his wife when he entered the house.
''Darling,'' replied the man, ''I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with a co-worker and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock.''
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, ''You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

Wow, you're network's got some weird traffic there.

I would love to run this at school...but it would probably break our stupid policy thing. Anyone care to guess if it would work on a Novell based system?

Sure, I'll guess! My guess is yes. You should keep in mind, however, that my guess isn't based on any sort of education.

Hmmmm... that might be interesting!