Do you ever...
 

Do you ever start looking at clothes or shoes on the web, and run across something that truly confuses you? I don't mean the "that's fugly, who would wear that" kind of confusion--that's normal. I mean the kind of fashion confusion one gets when one comes across a pair of shoes like, oh, say this one right here..

Now, if you can, get over the fact that the brand name is "Irregular Choice."

Click on Multi View. Check out the sole (yes, what ought to be the most boring part of a shoe). Go ahead. Look. I dare you. :gnome:

Acid flashback or did I really see that?

You really saw that.

Unless it's some sort of group hallucination.

That would appear to be the entire reason to buy the shoes - to sit back at some function and bare your sole and smile like a gnome on a mushroom.

These boots are made for tossing
And, that's just what you'll do
One of these days these boots will make you toss your cookies too...