Let's Go Fly A Kite!
 

Come on everybody, sing with me -

"Let's Go Fly A Kite"

On second thought, after reading that article, I think I'll just stay here and play lawn darts.

One of my prized purchases from a few years back was a set of lawn darts I bought at a church auction. Come on over Matt and we can throw darts for awhile and then see who knows the fastest route to the hospital.

From that link..."while another was electrocuted when metal wire used to fly a kite became draped over live electric lines, they said." His famous last words? "Hey look, I'm Ben Franklin!"

Holy fvcking God.

I've had kites pull me around before - no way you'd catch me on a fricken' roof with a kite.

Darwin at work, man.