Have a Sandwich!
 

Today is National Bologna Day!



Of course, this does not look terribly appealing, so, perhaps not.

mmmmmmm fried bologna.....

My Bologna

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna

Spreadin' on the mustard now, show me how
Spread it on a litle of this bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out, don't run out
If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna

(belch)

Goin' to the market now, market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping isles, shopping isles
Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna

May I get a little mayo on that puppy? It's a bit dry.

Pru, now you are talking, fried bologna sandwiches. It's been decades!

no lie! that looks to be about as dry a lunch as I could imagine!
little mayo and some french's yellow would be a huge help to that puppy.
maybe some tomato soup to go with?

It's not just me! :D I could really go for some fried bologna right now. (the chicken and lentils is tasty, but it's not FRIED!)

I'd prefer some fried Spam over fried balogna but that isn't the problem with the sandwich.

What right thinking person would let American cheese into their home?

I'm having a fried bologna sandwich with blue cheese and garlic for lunch - I'd rate this about 3 Altoids.

National Bologna Day? Who so decreed it? The Lunch Meat lobby?

True, they carry a lot of weight in D.C. (especially in the pre-schools) and they've become even more powerful since they saddled up to the potato chip, white bread & mayo lobbies -- but good heavens, what an atrocity of scrap meat and sawdust!

Still, it is mighty good.

Mightygood.