Best Quote I Heard All Day
 

From the boys at Project Rungay: "There's no i in team but there's one in bitch."

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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege
-anon

“When one's expectations are reduced to zero, one really appreciates everything one does have”

Stephen Hawking

"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity."

Horace Mann

"To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless."

Flaubert

One of my all time favorites, in fact it's my standard sig for my personal e-mails:
"Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice."

"I have done so much with so little, that I now attempt to do the impossible with nothing."

My motto at work....


My favorite quote currently resides in my sig line. ;)

LOL !!!!

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.

Charles Bukowski

"The Celtic countries, by the way, are the only places where
you can find peat. God did this because he knew that the Celts
were the only people who drink so much that they would
try to burn mud."

-P.J. O'Rourke "Trips to Nowhere"