This horse just won't die.
 

For the umpteenth time, Lucas is announcing a new Indiana Jones movie.

I'll believe it when I'm sitting in the theater the Netflix envelope is in my hand.

yeah, I agree. I read a script for IJ4 about 5 years ago. I have it somewhere. It was pretty good, but I suspect its not the one they're using.

Indiana Jones and The Missing Viagra.

Can we all just get up bright and early, eggs in hand, and head for the Rose Parade?

You, my dear, are out of your mind. And so is Lucas.

Lucas who?

"He is dead to me."

If you miss with your eggs, you might make a mess of one of those beautiful old cars (I wonder if he'll use one of his Tuckers?)

Miss? How would that be possible? Throw an egg in his approximate direction and you have a 90% chance of hitting his waddle.

Say what you will but I loved the WNBA fan outfit that he wore on the Colber_ Repor_.