GO DODGMMMMMPPH (sorry, my mouth is full)
 

The LA Dodgers have now introduced an all-you-can-eat section.

I'm so glad we're moving to Los Angeles.

The only problem (well, not for you) is that there's no beer sold in the pavilion.

You mean a section where there is a reasonable guarantee of no drunk people being disruptive?

I go to a lot of baseball games, and I usually have something to eat and a large soda but that is always more than enough for the entire game so I don't think I'd come out ahead, especially since I'm not a big fan of being out in the bleachers.

But no drunk people. Almost worth it.

Just don't go to a day game in the summer.