Ummmmmmm
 

Okay, most of the page is in French, but the visual aids are plenty self-explanatory.

http://www.spermcube.org/

Of course, if you're unwilling or unable to directly participate you can just buy shares and share in what's sure to be bountiful profits from the sale of this...artwork.

I think I can safely say with all heartfelt honesty...

'ewwwwwww' :(

I think this might be a case where one bad apple can spoil the whole bunch.

I see this as an opportunity for the LoT investment club.

I see some avatar potential here. Now, if EVERYONE could just get over the "cum in a cup" issue, we'd be golden.

OK, I'm fairly sure I have the "how" part down but I'm a bit fuzzy on the "why in the hell" part.

This is not for a new smoothy bar right?

Well, if I can't go to Paris, at least I can send my sperm there

I see a cross between Swamp Thing and Jaws done by Troma. Maybe I'll write that tonight instead of my brief that's due tomorrow.

That left a bad taste in my mouth...

You mean in the same way that TV dinners are not as yummy as a home-cooked meal?