I freaking love my job - Food Fight.com
 

OK, so - yeah - Food Fight Grocery

It's a real place. And they're vegan. And... they're funny as sh!t.

Check out Barbara's Instant Mashed Potatoes... you lazy, lazy bastard.

Also check out their other sections. I think this site is great.

OK, this just makes me want to order from them at some point in the near future.

They just rule waaayyy too much.

Dude, you TOTALLY need a can of fake duck.

Boy, those guys are a riot!

Like on the Exotics page: "Things to make people shake their head in disbelief."
Like Vegan Caviar!

Or on the Baked Stuff Page "Looking for the meaning of life? Feeling lost and alone? Try cookies. Or donuts. Or maybe a late night massage." But they have ANIMAL COOKIES! Thas sounds wrong for vegans....."Animal cookies. Vegan ones. Eat them. Case discount for 12 of one flavor. Yeehaw."


Too much!:D

Blueerica, why is this your job? Do you work for these guys??

Haha, no - I work as a copywriter for www.retroland.com

I get to write about all kinds of miscellany. A search on Instant Mashed Potatoes brought me to that site. Occupational hazard. Sometimes I post what I've found amusing as a result of just surfing around for ideas and inspiration, other times I just keep them quietly to myself.

OMG! It's in Portland. I just happen to be going there in less than a month!

Great find! I love the 'No cows were squeezed" ' cheesy-substance disclaimer.:D

Hey, great site! I'll be checking out some more. My teen years were in the 70's (That 70's Show is my family! Swear!) so many of those pictures take me back! :eek: :D

OMG, "Nutritional Yeast"

It's as if Alex Stroup became a vegan grocer ...
 

Fabulously curmudgeonly. :snap:

The description of the "Birds" tote:

:eek: :D They is wacky!