Allergic to your man-sting?
 

OK so I randomly came across this article (it was linked to from AOL) and all I was thinking was that it had to be a joke. But the article IS hosted on webmd...

Frequent Sex Helps Cure Semen Allergy

Is this a married woman's worst nightmare or what? Yeeeeeesh! :eek:

Hey CP, maybe that wasn't a bug bite, maybe it's an allergic reaction. We'd better start treatment right away, just to be sure.

Is it gonna have to be a 3-way?

Sounds like a plot line on "House."

And since I support women's rights, it would of course have to be a female doctor. Only the most vile, misogynistic, sexist pigs would consider otherwise.

But the mailman only comes once a day.

Your concern for CP's health should be an inspiration to all.

My mailman only came once today! He was in such a rush though.. He almost forgot to take the package i had for him!!!

The mailman comes whenever I want him to.

That aside, if I were suffering "genital itching, burning, and swelling", you wouldn't really want to stick it in there, would you?

And I can't mojo DPR again, damn!

He's a man, of course he would. But would you want him to?