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Iced Tea in a Can
Iced tea in a can, why do I drink you?
You taste vaguely like the can itself You taste nothing like iced tea. Sweet to the point of nausea With a horrid aftertaste of fake lemon, My stomach churns after every can. So why do I keep buying you and drinking you? Fvck you, iced teat in a can. |
:snap: groovy
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Because it's there!
What about Snapple? |
You had me at "you taste vaguely like the can itself".
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:snap: metal-y goodness.
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Wow. Sums up my feelings for canned iced tea nicely, except that I don't drink it.
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I can't help but wonder if "teat" in the last line is a typo or not.
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Does he mean he fvcks the can after he drinks the tea?
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Ditto what Flippyshark said.
Blech. But I dig you, man... I dig you. |
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