My day - a haiku
 

Not the suing type
A supermarket slip-fall
Where is my cheese block?

Programming haiku
My day was full of Progress
XML and C

Java script, dot net
and something quite new to me
dynamic queries

I am so sorry
To hear of your slip and fall
Go for the quick cash

cause or accident?
truly sometimes they should pay
hurt and cant work now?

Love haiku response
Accident, but not too bad
Red-faced and laughing

I think this haiku
goes in the Yellow Pages
under 'Attorney'.

Attorney needed?
My spidey sense is tingling.
Money smells so good.