Because you can’t trust anyone these days, not even yourself!
 

I'd say this is 95% work safe, but for those of you who work for Puritans, I'll hide it.

They should advertise this on the DIY network.

QVC. Think of the demo. Think of the testimonials! They could offer an automatic reorder plan so you never run out.

Just a note on this:

Putting it behind a spoiler tag doesn't hide it from the network administrators or any "big brother" that might be watching. Not that anybody here would care about that picture but if they did, I'd be in just as much trouble whether or not it was behind the tag.

Damn, I guess my large purchase really helped boost that company. I should get a cut...

Good point Alex, thanks.

Hey I am a member of the American Masturbators Association. Such a handy group...

If you wanted to be supremely careful, you could wear the glove AND a condom.

Perhaps that explains the smell of burning rubber I keep smelling around the office....