John-Thomas flushed down the john
 

This seems to be the month for severed man-parts: Flushed

"Shell said investigators determined that the two had argued over a pending break-up. At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed."


Helloooo??? He let her tie him up, after telling her they were going to break up. :rolleyes: Still, it's pretty amazing they were able to re-attach it......

February is official "Severed Johnson Month" eh? I can't wait for the commemorative postage stamp.

And the greeting cards!

Dear Grandma,

Wishing you and Grandpa a special connection with one another at this time as we celebrate Severed Johnsons Month. You're both on my mind and in my heart today and everyday, much like a severed penis would be.

Your Loving Grand-daughter,

Claire

Claire -- it is a good thing that my soda is over on the counter and not presently being consumed by me, as it really hurts when the fizzies go up my nose and I would be forced to hold you resposible.

The theme song this month is, of course, "Detachable Penis."