Look What Sharkies Can Do Now
 

"Is it too much to ask to get some frickin' lasers around here?" - Dr. Evil

Great. Next thing you know, women are gonna learn how to do this and then there will be no need to keep us men around (except to mow the lawn and kill spiders).

Hmm, scientists now believe it may have occured from use of a public toilet seat.

Was the shark's name Mary? Because that would just be freaky!

Actually, you may be surprised to learn that, in the pre-dominantly Catholic shark population, Mary is a common name.