TSG: Iggy's rider
 

I was perusing The Smoking Gun and ran across the funniest, smartest, best written (typos to the contrary) band contract rider I've ever seen. Hands off, Eliza- this guy is mine! (Please, nobody post any pics or info that will decimate my fantasies):
Iggy Backstage

What, no Stonehenge stage prop?

God, I love him!

I actually read the ENTIRE rider. Actually not too bad of a requirement list.

Dead Dog Island made me laugh in a sick twisted macabre kind of way

Absolutely BRILLIANT!