Dateline Russia: Man Has Relations w. Bike & Other Top Stories
 

No longer a goverment tool, Pravda now must find worthy news on its own. Apparently, making it up is still the easiest plan.

Top Stories:

Man caught while having sex with his bike

Stewart has denied the accusation, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink. The 51-year-old bachelor was charged with the bizarre sexual offence after he was disturbed by the cleaner and her colleague in a private hostel in Ayr.

The bike was in an undisclosed location and would not return calls ...

Also in the news ...

Women going on sex tours look for big bamboos and Marlboro men. And finally, People communicate with ghosts during sleep. And, finally, some other stuff happened in the world as well.

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Including Some rich men can pay up to 500 dollars for sex with disfigured prostitutes

There are also pictures of cheerleaders with knee pads.

I don't know what this guy was doing, but when I was in (early) elementary school, we called our privates a bike. Occasionally a jeep. We would giggle about riding our bike--or driving our jeep--through the forest. Though it did not make sense, referring to the breasts, we'd talk about turning on the headlights as we drove.

To this day I still sometimes think of a woman's privates as her forest. As I've made clear elsewhere, I am a staunch opponent of clearcutting.

TMI comment... umm, nevermind :cakes:

"... I got a little vicarious"
 

Even the guy who had sex with a bike laughs at this guy.

"Rigged" Dog Pinata Entraps Mans Apparatus!

Former employee may sue pinata company for "luring" man into having sex with pinata dog.

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