Porn For Women (Work Safe)
 

:D

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/femalePorn.htm

I feel so dirty.:blush:

Very funny.

I do most of that, except for asking for directions.

I don't watch football (or any other major team sports), and I like crafts fairs, so, guess I feel sexy.

Too bad the guys weren't more my type visually. Their actions were pretty hot though. :D

Aw, those are cute.

If only the Hubster could do these things with that same smile and not mumbling things under his breath, he just might make this list.

Chicks lie!
 

Okay, short rant coming....

This is largely me. I don't watch sports, love outdoor craft and art shows, I cook, I keep a clean house, loved taking care of a newborn, and always put the seat down even though I live alone! Do you know what that gets you?

You're the guy women come to to complain about their a-hole boyfriends!

you can't win

ron

Then you are clearly dating the wrong women, 'cause I know a whole bunch of gals that would think you were the bees' knees!

Dating? Like I even get that far....

Seriously-- you're barking up the wrong trees if the women you're interested in are interested only in jerks. I remember being hugely frustrated when I was younger, when men I had crushes on would say "all women are only interested in a-holes"-- no, just the a-holes that YOU'RE interested in.

Might I suggest an online dating site? It is how I met my lovely husband. I pounced on him when I discovered he was kind, sensitive and interested in fun things like art, history, travel, silent movies and Stephen Sondheim musicals (AND was straight.)