"This is just a test..."
 

for anyone in the area tomorrow night, do not be alarmed. The DLR and mutual aid agencies, will be conducting an emergency/disaster DRILL in DCA, after hours. This may be visible to those at the Main Entrance, DTD, Paradise Pier Hotel and the surrounding perimeter streets.

It is only a TEST.

It's a test to see what the park would be like with activity......


:D

Have they studied for this test?

What if it comes out positive?

And, if it does, how would it affect DCA's reputation?

Would the public shun it, in fear that they may catch whatever it has?

(Um, actually, nevermind that last question. We already know the answer. ;) )

Will there be snacks afterward?

Will it be oral, essay or multiple choice?


(I know a few people on here who are rooting for the oral option...;) ).

Get it? Rooting? Oral? Get it? GET IT?

red text on a greenish background makes my eyes bleed... ;)

So is this really some cryptic euphamism - will there be a pyrotechnic recreation of an emergecy/disaster? Will characters engage in a paniced evacuation parade? Will structures be demolished?