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Late Breaking News! Iowa Man Beaten with Bag of Cheetos is "OK"
Our National Nightmare is Over. Man beaten with cheetos declared to be recovering, looking forward to moving on with life ...
 To read story, click here Evidence eaten! Cheetos "Cheetah" claims to know nothing! Family of beaten man distressed as our nations celebrities show support for snack food! |
OMG.
This is why I never really want to work for news again. |
Any punk-assed kid who assaults me with a bag of Cheetos better follow it up with a Slurpee thrown at my head -- if he knows what's good for him.
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Got those yellowstain blues . . . .
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In my shady past, I've tied up people using Twizzlers while bitch slapping them with a Ho Ho. It was only because I was sky high after snorting Pixie Stick lines all night with Twinkie The Kid. :(
;) :p I haven't read the story yet, but how does one get injured from a bag of Cheetos? Was the bag of Cheetos glued to the tip of a Louisville slugger? Now I'm gonna have to read that story to find out! |
I saw this on the news the other day and we wondered how you could possibly be hurt by a bag of cheetos!?
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Food Fight!
Man Armed With Onion Attacks Wife!
James Izzolena ... was charged with domestic assault causing injury. Police said he became upset with his wife, Nicole Izzolena, 27, and tossed an onion at her, striking her in the back of the head ... She told police it made her head hurt. To read story and see photo of Mr. Izzolena (Arresting photograph or Gap ad? You choose!) click here What does this woman know about the onion? |
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See? Snack food is dangerous.
However, I don't think there is much cholesterol in Cheetos. Gobs of fat, though. I love the Hot Cheetos! :evil: |
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