Flash Drive with a Self Destruction feature.
 

Wow, finally a device with a real self-destruct feature. The evil genius in me has always wanted a device with self-destruct.

Presenting the Ironkey Flash Drive.

Besides the cool self destruct feature, it is loaded with encryption, Firefox, TOR (for anonymous browsing), and other goodies to keep your files safe/private and let you surf in safety from public PC's.

When they DO get THAT feature, THEN I will want one

Cool device though!

I'll have to show that to Gary. He's probably seen it because I recognize the website.
Just don't give it to the office airhead or all will be lost!

no smoke? no little acid droplets eeking out of the case? no explosion?

feh. let me know when 'self destruct' is accompanied by 'proceed immediately to a safe distance' announcement

(actually, sounds like pretty cool spy gear stuff)

Yeah, I want at least smoke.


But if you can program a Mission Impossible voice warning before the self-destruct, I would find that acceptable.