Cricket Rantings
 

So, why isn't there a "cents" sign on my keyboard anywhere. It could replace ~ or ^ which I rarely use. Wouldn't that be handy? It makes... no... cents... to me.
lol :D

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I feel no remorse for not letting someone merge into my lane if they didn't have sense enough to get in the correct lane in the first place. I have foresight, why not everyone else?

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It's too early for Christmas. Hear me, Disneyland?

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Why don't dog owners who own a dog with black gunk in and around its eyes clean the gunk? The poor dog. Other dogs will laugh at him/her.

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One bumpersticker = Cool
Two bumperstickers = Coolish
Three to 15 bumperstickers = Too much to read while I'm doing my taxes while I drive.

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Feel free to join in at any time. It's fun to vent funny annoyances.

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There should be a redial button on my cellphone that I can find easily. With the amount of dropped calls that occur, you'd think that would be a no-brainer.

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I thought emails would save paper. But everyone in my office prints emails anyway...

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Large paper clips only. Don't hassle me with small paper clips.

If you have called the person, you can usually just hit send once or twice (depending on the phone) to call the last person called.

On some phones (such as mine), this works even for incoming calls.

If I had an axe in my head, I wouldn't smile.

I hate salads with lettuce bones in them.

GC, are you PMS'ing?



While we're on the subject, I hate it when people assume that I'm only pissed off because I'm PMS'ing. It's still their stupid actions that set me off; I'm just a touch more violent during that time.

Lettuce bones?

My pet peeve is drivers that change lanes from a slow moving lane to a faster one... and don't speed up! Why change lanes if you're going to still go the same speed? Of course, the invariably end up in front of me. And it is at times like these that I wish my car came equipped with fully functional phasers... :mad:

wenchybeth,
I am.
Signed,
GC

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wenchybeth lives too far away. I want her to be my hairstylist.

The white spine parts of a head of lettuce.

Wenchybeth would love to be GC's stylist. :cheers: (I'd also love to live in SoCal!)