Paris Hilton campaigns to save drunken elephants
 

You just couldn't resist clicking, could you?

(That's okay, neither could I: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=284021&GT1=7703 )

Actually, given her rep, this is probably THE best charity campaign she could latch on to - because her history with alcohol abuse actually makes her more legit, or at least not less legit. Kinda brilliant, in a funny-drunken-elephant-rampage kind of way.

Whoops, I see BTD scooped me on this one

I think I was the one who posted the story about the drunken elephant rampage.

Nope, it was BTD.

Yes, we need to keep our assignments straight. CM: Bovines; BTD: Elephants.

No, I posted about drunken, rampaging elephants here

CM wins for reporting on the drunken elephants, but BTD posted the Hilton tie-in and therefore is the overall weird-news winner of this round.

Man Marries Dog - ain't that a bitch.

Maybe we have CM to blame for Paris discovering this plight. I heard that she lurks on the LoT a lot.

She probably eats a lot of lobster corndogs, too.