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RStar 12-12-2007 10:13 AM

Davy Crocket reincarnate??
 
5-Year-Old Kills 400-Pound Bear Boy Is Davy Crockett Descendant.

Some quotes:
Quote:

"I was up in the stand and I seen the bear," Tre Merritt said. "It came from the thicket and it was beside the road and I shot it."
Quote:

Q. So, why did you drop Davy Crockett in the headline?
A. Because this kid is the 10th great-grandson of Davy Crockett, who supposedly killed a bear when he was three
So, because this kid is a descendant of Davy, they had to go out and kill an innocent Bear.

(Insert sarcasim)
Quote:

Bears are a menace. They are killing machines, bent on the destruction of the human race and -- even worse -- American values. What, then, are we to do to combat this scourge?

And my favorite line:

Quote:

Q. OK, so what's the point?
A. Something is seriously wrong with Arkansas.



Small Child Kills Large Bear; Davy Crockett Smiles From Heavenly Perch

Cadaverous Pallor 12-12-2007 10:46 AM

That kid's no Crockett - he killed him a bear when he was only 3. ;)

innerSpaceman 12-12-2007 12:55 PM

5 is the new 3.


Old age in Davy Crockett times was 42.

BarTopDancer 12-12-2007 01:01 PM

Was this done during hunting season?
Did they have a permit?

Anyone who knows me knows how I feel about hunting and killing of innocent animals, but if the bear was killed during hunting season and they will be using the meat and fur then I can't be all that outraged.

Now if you'll excuse me, my Chef's salad (with turkey and ham) is calling my name.

LSPoorEeyorick 12-12-2007 01:45 PM

Oh, if only Steven Colbert could rant about this on the Colbert Report. Stupid strike is on my WARNING LIST!

ETA: heh, that "favorite quote" of RStar's is someone paraphrasing my beloved SC!

RStar 12-12-2007 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer (Post 178595)
....but if the bear was killed during hunting season and they will be using the meat and fur then I can't be all that outraged.

Well, the kid is shown sitting on a bear skin rug (fully clothed of course ;) ), so they may have used the fur (though we don't know if it is the same bear).

I'd have to think they would have had a permit and it was hunting season, otherwise we may not have heard about it.


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