Hot Rod
 

Don't worry, there's no pictures linked to, but a surgeon is in a lot of trouble for taking a pic of somebody's tattooed privates.

Story here

Of all the things one could tattoo on one's penis, this has to be the most lame

he should have gone ahead and had a giant "L" tatooed on his forehead at the same time

Yeah, he should have gone for "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, and have a nice day"

I dunno, "Grade A Meat" is pretty stupid and I was formerly aquainted with a fellow who had that done

And for a disturbing photo, click this link.

If the combination of the OP, the "disturbing link", and the fact that it is me isn't obvious enough, this link is NSFW.

Of COURSE he's considering contacting an attorney... aren't they all?

Well, he did say he got it done on a bet. Remember, kids, just say no to wagers.