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1929 New Posts since I last visited on 12-20-2007 at 4:17 PM. Should I feel odd that my every move is being tracked? Or am I overwhelmed by the fact that 2000 things were said in the past 10 days that I totally missed out on? Or should I ignore it all because I am totally exhausted and my relaxing day at home was destroyed by the presence of yet more ash everywhere I gaze. Inside the house, in my shoes, my Christmas tree, my garage, my new patio set which is now rain soaked and stained black. When will it end?

So who wants to give me the bullet point executive summary of what I missed these past MCMXXIX posts?

Stuff happened.

There's been much discussion of bacon.

There was a mass orgy over Skype.

Oh, and Thurston farted.

There was an orgy.
A tiger ate someone in SF (it was not me or MickeyD).
Bacon was consumed.
Lisa cleaned.
Erica packed.
No boobs were displayed.

It's good you didn't get stuck in NYC, although maybe you could have come up to say hi to me.

I think NM has to read the 'Soooo...' thread, in it's entirety, to be truly caught up. Of course, by the time he finished he'd be a couple of thousand posts behind again.....

I missed out on bacon orgies? Damnit!

Did you not get enough over New Year's. God Goddess man; it was ten pounds of bacon.