Robber shoots himself in the nuts.
 

Hahaha, nimrod squeezed a shot off while trying to tuck the gun into his wasteband.

http://www.kokomotribune.com/local/l...015084453.html

I wonder if this would qualify as a Dawin candidate if he in fact killed off any future decendants

Technically anything that prevents reproduction should count, I'd think.

If they're true to their namesake's line of reasoning, it certainly should.

Rules:

Yeah, but if they're going to follow those rules they have to rule out homosexuals, post-menopausal women, and me.

Though maybe that would finally be some compensation for these oppressed (to some degree or another over various times; I've been horribly oppressed through the years) groups: "Congratulations, no matter how stupid your actions you will not win a Darwin Award!"

I wonder if he'll have the balls to repeat the crime.

What a nutjob...

Testicle pun.

No. You have to remove yourself in a manner that is spectacularly stupid and ill-advised . Suicides, unforeseen accidents, murders, and those who choose not to have children do not qualify.