Dave Barry does Hip and Swank
 

I love Dave Barry. I used to read his books when I was younger. They were kind of a staple in Canada lodges, or at least it seemed that way to me!

hmm....I dont agree with his take. I get stopped each and every time I go through an airport.

and honestly, do I LOOK like a terrorist?

I guess as much as the 90 year old woman does!

I thought it crazy when they thoroughly searched my son when he was about 6. Luckily they let me stand where he could see and hear me, so he didn't freak out as bad. They ran his pooh bear through the machine twice. I guess pooh was trying to smuggle honey!!

Heehee, Jack!

Dave Barry is an awesome writer. Funny stuff.