Anybody especially fluent in Spanish?
 

Have a moment to help me translate a few sentences for something I'm working on?

Thanks in advance!

Have you tried Google? They have a translation feature...

I'm worried that a translation program (Google or Babelfish, etc) might miss the subtleties and grammar of the statement I need translated - but thank you for the suggestion! I'll give it a try.

Send it to me. My co-workers husband is.

Thanks! : )

Me no habla

Ay, mi pinga!

As witnessed by your measly little 7,619 posts! ;)

Me habla espanol un poco salamente. Lo siento.

But I work with lots of Hispanics, so let me know if you still need help. PM me if you want.

Un burrito es en mi pantalones.

Uno mas tequila, por favor.

No quiero oro,
ni quiero plata.
Yo lo que quiero
es quebrar la piñata.