So, I'm wondering.
 

I'm wondering what food, other than asparagus, can make one's urine smell like asparagus has been eaten. I'm wondering becasue I cannot stand that smell, and would like to only have to experience it after eating asparagus, a vegetable I love. It's a worthy sacrifice then. If I can avoid eating this other thing, I'd prefer to do so, because YUCK.

I'm wondering why there isn't a cure for acne, yet.

I'm also wondering about all this certified mail I have to prepare for mailing right now. It's already been sealed. Why is it so important?

What are you wondering about?

I'm wondering why it is that men and women seem to speak such different languages.
Why isnt it as simple, as I like you, you like me, why cant we just shag?

Why can I not find the Dasani lemon water anywhere but the cold case at VONS?

Why did no one proofread the circular BEFORE it was sent out to all the sites, now causing many many confused phone calls.

Who broke the revolving tray in the microwave? And why wont they fess up?

Why havent they devolped a cure for rosecea that works for me?

Why cant I be taller?
Why cant I have more confidence?

I'm wondering why EH 1812 cares that her urine smells like asparagus.


I'm also wondering what the odds are that Crystal will throw one my way tonight.

OMG....this thread is right up my alley! My mind is always going a mile a minute with crazy thoughts and wonderment.

~I'm wondering if GC and LSPE are having nice birthdays... I'm hoping they are.

~I'm wondering if my husband might pass out. He had oral surgery today and he hasn't eaten anything. He's now on percocet and Diet Pepsi. I'm watching him closely.

~I'm wondering how long our Spring-like weather will last. It is so gorgeous today. The sky is the most beautiful shade of blue.

~I'm wondering if I have a bag of TJ's asparagus in the freezer.

~I'm wondering if STC will get one thrown his way tonight. :D

STC's wondering makes me wonder why we don't have a national Sex Day. Or Get Laid Day. Or Get Off Day. I'm open to name suggestions.

This wondering caused me to enter "national sex day" into google. What kind of a social commentary is it that the sites I get are about national sex offenders, World AIDS Day, and Prevent Teen Pregancy Day? Why are all our "days" depressing ones?

There are 7 of them. I call them "Monday" "Tuesday" "Wednesday" "Thursday" "Friday" "Saturday" and "Sunday".

I wonder how much I can get away with, why we really need insurance, if there's light at the end of the tunnel, what Mouse Adventure will really be like this time around, why some people just can't seem to get along, what other people think of me, whether I'm really content, why coffee never tasts as good as the first sip in the morning, what will the traffic be like, how much longer will I be able to post from work.

You are cracking me UP today.

I'm thinking about Tony, wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday.

After reading Not Afraid's "I feel so bad" post, I'm wondering how I can sneak a quik visit to Chevy's into my evening plans for some tamales. Mmm tamales.