I think I need to get this for my kids
 

Playmobil Security Check Point

I thought this was a joke at first. Read the comments

I think every boy should also have one of these:

http://www.amazon.com/Kids-Pimp-Suit..._sbs_t_title_2

OMG... okay, next time I hear about a time capsule, I think I know what to contribute.

LMFAO... the amazon comments are priceless!!!

...Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like.

...I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.

Oh, oh, that was a great chuckle: check out the "customers who bought items like this also bought..." on BOTH items!!!

More comments:

A US-themed version however would need significant expansion
- 200 more "customers" to line up behind the security checkpoint
- some of the customers need to be business travellers who wait until the last minute to begin loading their bins and devote one bin each to their laptops, blackberries, cell phones, keys, etc etc etc
- other customers must have huge American flag t-shirts and look perfectly willing to experience this process
- extra guards to bellow instructions to the customers in line
- the ubiquitous plastic bags and bins for putting everything through X-ray
- there should be extra airport security on hand for when a "troublemaker" questions the arbitrary nature of the screenings

OMG!!!! How did they get amazon to do that??!? I didn't even notice that. Computers are the best thing since blojwobs!

Yep. Here's another one, complete with the rainbow "threat" level:

http://www.amazon.com/Scan-It-Operat...sbs_t_title_12

Okay, that was seriously freakin hilarious. :snap:

Playmobil apparently has a whole line of toys you'll never find at your local Toys R Us. Safe Crackers?

HazMat Team?

I need to get out more.