Dumbest Prediction of the Day
 

So I hear a teaser about an upcoming news story. Seems scientists have finally been able to make a scientific prediction about the next earthquake in California.

Imagine my disappointment when I heard this (and I am paraphrasing):

That's right kids. They have pinpointed his sucker down to the entire state sometime between now and the year 2038.

Wow: they really went out on a limb on this one. This is almost like predicting that Britney Spears will appear in a news story sometime before Christmas. :rolleyes:

One story on the subject.

I predict that I will take a crap some time within the next 72 hours. I R cutting edge science person! Thingy!

I predict I will take a nap sometime within the next hour.

well, it's a very good thing they have all of these "complex anayltical tools" at their disposal otherwise they may have not been able to make this prediction:rolleyes:

I’m almost hoping for a good shaker soon so that our obnoxious white trash neighbors will get all panicky and flee back to Tennessee.

They've been having a strange swarm of earthquakes in Oregon that have scientists kind of baffled- i couldn't help but wonder if maybe the whole Pacific Rim is acting up. I'm thinking odds are very good that you'll be rid of your neighbors a lot sooner than 30 years, JW.

Me too, but my next door neighbors need to flee back to Mexico. Today the two of them were on the steps outside, watching their fugly brat devil child run around on his scooter, glaring at me while I went up and down to get my laundry. I smiled at them and they furrowed their brow (these are the people who once pounded on my wall and yelled "faggot" at me). Real cute characters.

And my building was built in 1952, so who knows on that end either how it'll hold up in a quake. I hope I'm outside when it happens.

mine was built originally in 1908 (and expanded many times since then). my only hope is if it survived that many already, whats one more?

The straw that broke the camel's back?