Doing magic in front of muggles...
 

...may cost you your substitute teaching job.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354327,00.html

Okay, so we burn witches... what do we do to wizards?

:D

Uh oh, the muggles are onto it.

Wait, how are you posting here?

Geez are we this backwards in this country that someone can do a slight of hand trick and he could get fired. Ridiculous.

What the article fails to mention is that the substitute teacher subsequently turned the toothpick into a Dementor.

This is one of those stories in which you just know there is more to it than what was reported.

That is a very weirdly truncated story.

I'm left to assume that "toothpick" is his euphemism for "penis."

Alex made a funny!!! *dies of shock* ;) heheh

He does so on a fairly regular basis. You just have to pay attention as it often sneaks up on you.

I know!! That's why it was so shocking when the chortle erupted!!!