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flippyshark

05-14-2008 01:56 PM

Best 13th Birthday Ever!

In today's news:

13 year old steals Dad's credit card to buy hookers!

And I had to settle for a big ice cream sundae at Farrell's.

Kevy Baby

05-14-2008 03:08 PM

My favorite part:

Quote:

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

RStar

05-14-2008 05:01 PM

Yes, you beat me to it!

This whole section sums it up:

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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Now, that sounds like a politcian in the works!

Cadaverous Pallor

05-14-2008 06:56 PM

If they were distracted from $1,000 hooker sex by Halo, then God help this generation.

€uroMeinke

05-14-2008 08:10 PM

I never got hookers for my birthday

CoasterMatt

05-14-2008 08:26 PM

Maybe NA can fix that?

€uroMeinke

05-14-2008 08:41 PM

It's just not the same when you're over 13

Not Afraid

05-14-2008 09:02 PM

I can get you a 13 year old hooker.

BarTopDancer

05-14-2008 11:09 PM

And the rest of us can collect a bail collection.

Morrigoon

05-14-2008 11:18 PM

OMG, that was good comedy.

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