Weird computer behaviour..
 

So I'm sitting at my desk, actually jotting down some notes about work (in analog fashion), not touching my computer, when said computer just says to me, out of the blue: "hey!" It has never done this before. Should I expect more conversation to ensue if I answer back? :eek:

it may be pissed that you are using the analog note pad instead of its built in notepad software. In essence, it may be feeling neglected, so start massaging the keys and clicking its mouse.