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sleepyjeff 03-17-2005 09:43 PM

Car Alarms
 
Quiet and Still the neighborhood was at slumber
a fair breeze blew
out of the West
carrying a lone leaf
sans its lumber
towards a innocent car
on a hill crest

ALARM
ALARM
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP

Horn blowing
lights blinking
siren blaring

neighbors one by one
windows out they stare
looking not for a crook
but the owner of all the blare

Thieves are not twarted
by the obnoxious beeper
the auto would be protected better
by a whisper hooked up to a speaker
saying as quiet as the tick of a clock
psssst.......hey buddy, I am working this block.

:blush:

Cadaverous Pallor 03-17-2005 11:17 PM

:snap: :snap: :snap:

Tref 03-17-2005 11:51 PM

Good stuff, yo.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 03-18-2005 10:13 AM

Great fun and a very lovely beginning before the humor set in. Yay!

Not Afraid 03-18-2005 10:28 AM

Nice!

Will you write one about Fax calls at obnoxious hours? ;)

MerryPrankster 03-19-2005 08:56 AM

Very nice....:snap: :snap: !!!

Name 03-19-2005 10:39 AM

very cool.....:cheers:

Claire 03-19-2005 11:26 AM

Jeff-- As you well know, no one in Oregon breaks into a car unless they're on meth. :evil:


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