MASH
 

Online MASH!

I will be marrying Scarlet Johansen, living in a swanky apartment in Paris, driving our 1 kid around in our Salmon colored Rolls Royce (Scarlet must have picked the color). All this on my salary doing computer sh*t.

I can't wait!

If you're feeling unwilling to type in all of the options, and are a Facebook member, you can... cough, cough... use this branded version I produced.

You will marry Matthew McConaghey.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in London in your fabulous Shack.
You will have 4 kid(s) together.
The family will zoom around in a silver Mercedes.
You will spend your days as a Maid, and live happily ever after.

OOOOHHHH! Me likey!

You will marry David Bowie.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Paris in your fabulous Apartment.

You will have 0 kid(s) together.

The family will zoom around in a Black Austin Martin.

You will spend your days as a Bass Player, and live happily ever after.

aparrently myself, as the newest Emperor of Mars, and Angie Jolie will be cruisin' around Beruit in my '85 Sentra with our 22 kids...happily ever after of course.

someone, please kill me now.

You will marry Nick Cave. After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Berlin in your fabulous Apartment. You will have 0 kid(s) together. The family will zoom around on an Indigo Bicycle. You will spend your days as a Lounge Singer, and live happily ever after.

You will marry Keifer Sutherland. After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Ireland in your fabulous Shack. You will have 23 kid(s) together. The family will zoom around in a daisy blue Lamborghini. You will spend your days as a banana taster*, and live happily ever after.



*I guess that's how we ended up with 23 kids! :evil:

LMAO!

I will have to do this when I get home... I love MASH!

You will marry maggie gyllenhaal.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in los angeles in your fabulous Mansion.
You will have 0 kid(s) together.
The family will zoom around in a clear unnamed future vehicle.
You will spend your days as a benevolent dictator, and live happily ever after.

Out in the cold here and work won't let me through to the link.

What does MASH have to do with the things you're posting here? Sounds like some form of Mad Libs from Tiger Beat magazine.