No more sweaty ass crackers!
 

We were told tonight that the famed S.A.C. are being replaced with GRANOLA!

Well I really don't like Granola, but I'm glad those nasty S.A.C are gone. Zap was laughing at my reaction when I first tried them in January, YUCK!!!

But both are colon friendly...apparently...

What on earth are these crackers you speak of?

They haven't had S.A.C. for some time now. True, they were cheese-derivative flavored crackers, but not NEARLY the S.A.C.-ness of the original, one and only, sweaty ass crackers. Pity, one less hilarious story to make newbies relive. At least Walt still has his "little friend".

I'm outraged!

Wait wait wait... the crackers from the AP lounge??? No... really???

The glass full of munchies you can get from the Hearthstone Lounge (the bar that serves the AP Lounge®). Never experienced the actual SAC - they were much less bad by the time I got to experience.
Really!!!

Sometimes, I think it's best not to know exactly and just have fun going with the flow.

Should I tell you how much the term "ass cracker" has amused me since last night?

OK, I was tying on my PDA while eating my S.A.C. and instead of granola what I meant to say was Trail Mix. Anuways, they're still going away. I, personally, ate 3 cups of them last night. They're addicting and good! This better be some trail mix!