So what is brewing on Mars?
 

The President of the United States had a private briefing by the scientists working with the Phoenix lander about something more "provocative" than the discovery of water.

I curious, How big of a deal would it be to you if Phoenix did in fact prove the existence of life on Mars? (Note: I don't think that is the case here, at least not yet....)

Somehow I'm just not that excited about finding micro organisms on another planet.

They found Jimmy Hoffa?

The President's interested? Must have found oil. I expect Haliburton to be running the next mission to Mars.

Halliburton = UAC :eek:

I think they found a hatch left behind by the Dharma Initiative.

I wonder if Mars will be added to the "Axis of Evil"?

The Martians have probably been building an arsenal for some time now and may be on the brink of blowing their WAD (Weapon of Alien Distruction) all over the US! So, we must get 'em first!

Maybe they found a fossil, or at least something that looks like one.

Maybe it's the home base of the aliens from ID4.

I'm pretty certain it's not cappuccinno.

Here's a picture of what they saw. It was leaked by the government.