Nightmare
 

Cream, laced with commerce.
It glides down my throat and sates my hunger
Squirting saliva finds sugar to spare.
Carbohydrate filling my craving,
feeding my addiction.
Wanting more - more of the three food groups
Sugar, Fat & Salt.
All in abundance, given aplenty
come back for more, the food pushers cry
we've given you a taste, you'll be back tomorrow
why did I eat the WHOLE dozen free Krispy Kremes on my Birthday.

I feel your pain, man. I really do. Grok to it, children of marketing! :)

Lol, Lashbear! The ultimate anti-Atkins ode.

I must go eat, now.

Grok around the clock, you hepcat, you ! :D :cool:

[Homer voice]Mmm - free coma...[/Homer voice]

Hehehe I've managed to give away quite a few so I've only had 4 so far :p

Bears that dont just eat honey glaze
Sticky disgusting obnoxious sight
bear laying in a sugar haze
comotose bear had little to share
The tiger had a sweet tooth too
but the bear shouted between gulps
"none for you!"
:)

Mate, that just BEGS for some Mojo ! Here's some coming YOUR way ! :D

PS: Thanks for the feedback folks - I'm thinking of turning it into a song ! :D