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Nephythys 03-24-2005 11:52 AM
Oh god I think I am gonna be ill
 
Quote:
SAN JOSE, Calif. — A woman's meal at a Wendy's restaurant brought a whole new meaning to the term "finger food."

The woman bit into a portion of a human finger while eating a bowl of chili Tuesday night at the San Jose restaurant, Santa Clara County health officials said Wednesday.

The woman, who asked officials not to identify her, immediately spit out the finger and warned other diners to stop eating, witnesses said.
Woman finds human finger in chili

:eek: :eek: :eek:

mousepod 03-24-2005 11:55 AM
Yeah. This was on the local news last night and this morning. Gross. They actually showed a picture of the finger. It reminds me of a joke I absolutely won't repeat here.

Nephythys 03-24-2005 12:07 PM
awww- come on! Put it in spoiler tags (do we have those?)

Scrooge McSam 03-24-2005 12:14 PM
Now, see I've always thought that fingers were more of a crock pot kind of dish, what with all the bone and gristle involved.

I have so much to learn.

mousepod 03-24-2005 12:14 PM
Neph - you asked for it!
(This one is pretty gross)

Spoiler:
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?" "Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have coffee. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten. Irritated, he growled "Hey, if you aren't you going to eat that chili maybe you could pass it to someone who really wants it!"
"Help yourself" replied the man.
The first man grabbed the bowl, picked up his spoon began scarfing down the chili. Suddenly, halfway through the bowl, he uncovered the decaying body of a dead mouse . Instantly he vomited his stomach contents back into the bowl. The man sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too."

Ghoulish Delight 03-24-2005 12:17 PM
You know, every time a story like this comes out, they say, "Gives a whole new meaning to 'finger food'." It's not a whole new meaning anymore, bozos!

€uroMeinke 03-24-2005 12:32 PM
Why does this make me want to see Blue Velvet again...

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 03-24-2005 12:33 PM
Doublemeat Palace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a job for Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Betty 03-24-2005 02:28 PM
Quote:
Fenstersheib said the finger had been cooked at a high enough temperature to kill any viruses.
Oh well - thank goodness for that! :eek:

Mousey Girl 03-24-2005 02:36 PM
ewewew


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