Euphemistically Speaking
 

Making up a fancier sounding title for "Telemarketer" in another thread (although it wasn't good enough to copy here) got me to thinking about alternative titles to otherwise mundane jobs.

When I worked at a service station in college, we called ourselves Petroleum Transfer Engineers.

How about you? Got any good ones, either ones you've heard/used or just soemthing you've made up?

When I worked at the Long Beach airport, fueling planes, I had a similar title, Petroleum Transfer Technician.

I am a Data Archeologist.

(I work with huge sets of B2B marketing data. Often involving quite a bit of digging and cleaning.)

I'm a grown up babysitter - aka Executive Assistant.

I've actually seen a Dilbert phrase used in job ads:
Director of First Impressions (receptionist)

I am gay - aka the Receiver of Swollen Goods.

The PIA-SC (Printing Industries of America - Southern California) actually has an annual "First Impressions" competition which is to find out which printer has the best receptionist.

My son was my basketball team's hydration engineer.

I think you mean "I am a bottom..." :evil:

I am a Household Operations Specialist...a SAHM.