Dog Humor
 

I guess I needed a laugh because I was giggling out loud over some of these:


These are 'real' breeds of dog, as collected from license applications and want forms at a US dog shelter:

Westminster Terrier
Rhode Island Ridgeback
Palmeranian
Copper Spaniel
Cocker Spaniard
Black Labrador (from a license app, dog's color was yellow)
**** Sue
Dorky Terrier
Lopso Apso
El Paso (attempt at Lhasa Apso)
Highland Heeler
Alaskan Malibu
Belgian Manawa
Belgium Malenoise
Basket Hound
Bagle
Welch Corgi
Wild Haired Terrier
Carrion Terrier
Wineamimer
Rockwelders
Rottenwiler
Great Pekingese (supposed to be Pyrenees)
Great Pyramid
Miniature Datsun
Irish Settler
Jack Daniels Terrier
German Police Man
Chesapeake A Retriever
Borderline Collie
Chevy King Charles (Cavalier)

I think my faves were dorky terrier and the visual on Great Pekingese

Basket Hound was good too

Yes, the Great Pekingese was a very good visual.

Looks like Carol Channing's severed head!

My first car was a miniature Datsun. It was orange.

My drill sergeant P.E. teacher (actual former drill sergeant) drove an orange Datsun. I have bad associations with orange Datsuns (no, not THAT kind of bad).

Get that Jack Daniels Terrier to rehab!

In my younger days I would have loved a Jack Daniels terrier, we could've drank the night away together!

Those are freaking hilarious, thanks NA! I want to know what a great pyramid would look like though. Wouldn't it be hard to walk him?!

You have to have many Egyptian slaves pulling him. Be careful one doesn't get her skirt caught under the feet! (You could name him Moses Mosses Moses!)

They tried to make him go to rehab, but he said no, no, no.


:D