This will ruin EVERYONES Christmas!
 

Mega Orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled!

I didn't even know there was an international orgasm day.

Let's set up one in LA to protest the canceling of the jizz-in in Tel Aviv! And Prop 8!

Hey, as I always say, all of the world's problems can be solved by blowjobs. ;)

That's odd. I figured it was you that sent the card.

Weren't the Raelians the ones who did that mass suicide ten or so years ago?

No, that was Heaven's Gate.

The Raelians were the ones who claimed to have cloned a human a few years back.

Well, damnit. Why didn't somebody remind me that it was Global Orgasm Day last Sunday?

Does that mean that because I didn't drop a load of baby batter then world peace cannot be achieved?

And I love this line from the site linked above:

People who decide it's their business whether other people have orgies or not have some serious issues. Get a freaking life, far away from other people, please.

No kidding. I'm so sick of people judging others for what they choose to do with other consenting adults.

Maybe the people who pressured this event into being shut down are just jealous that no one wants to **** them. Who knows.

We should have a LoT orgy.