Can you tweet your Bio?
 

So with the advent of social networking connecting me with people I haven't talked to in over 30 years, I wonder if I can recap my life in a tweet. I know I could get demographic - you know, "married twice to same gal, no kids, same job last 20+ years, etc." but I wonder if I can capture something more interesting.

And because I like to steal other people's creative ideas, I offer you the same challenge, what might your 140 (or less) character bio be? What would let your grade school friends know in a text what you've been up to since they saw you last.

I'm going to sleep on this for now, but I'd love to see some attempts.

Yuppie DINK, despite my better intentions.

kids, divorced, writer, atheist...not what you expected

Latest cut:

I'm still me. A little fatter, little older and hopefully slightly wiser. But still me.

Like 24, but with less bullets.

My actual Twitter bio:
71 characters.

Social computer dork happily married, 2 rabbits, condo owner. Fan of culture and style. Unapologetic moral relativist.