When Movies Collide
 

Mash two movies together and see what you get...

Gone With the Wind In Sixty Seconds
A southern belle must steal 50 cars in one night in order to save her ancestral home.

The Breakfast Club at Tiffany's: A party girl, a new kid and other misfits find common ground while serving detention at New York's famed jewelry store.

Nightmare Before Christmas on Elm Street.

Santa is replaced by Freddy Kreuger and knifes all the kiddies to death.

Groundhog Day of the Triffids. A weatherman must fight to save the Earth from ravenous man-eating plants until he gets it right. Co-stars Andie McDowell as the plant.

The Maltese Falcon and the Snowman

A former private dick Samuel Spade turns commie and sells secrets to the soviets.

"Lassie Saved Hitler's Brain"

A young blonde boy and his plucky collie plot to rebuild the Reich.

The Grapes of the Wrath of Khan. In the midst of the Great Depression, James T. Joad leads his family across the country searching for migrant work but is unexpectedly waylaid by a mysterious man in a white suit who speaks of "soft, Corinthian leather".

In the Heat of the Dark Knight
A masked crime fighter from the big city gets no respect from the local police as he tracks down a maniacal criminal in a small southern town.

"Dirty Dancing with Wolves" -- Nobody puts Two-socks in a corner...

The Grapes of Wrath of Khan made me laugh hard. That was funny.